For readers who don’t speak Spanish: coño has exactly the same meaning as a certain four-letter English word which also begins with “c”.
The automatic flush no doubt seemed like a good idea at the time. What no one seems to have thought of is that more technology inevitably means more failed technology.
We understand that in the real world, most large buildings are designed by male architects — who may have a fine aesthetic sense, but don’t always understand how things work in everyday life. But do we also have to assume that they’re all left-handed?
Resorts and hotels are used to weird complaints. They get them all the time. You don’t want to know. Well, you do, of course, and so do we all — but it’s hell’s own difficult to get anyone to tell.
…when we step into the shower, we aren’t wondering where those mysterious black footprints came from. We know: they came from walking barefoot on your carpet.